017471213001

 Despite how you act

I fully realize that I 

am not a moron

017471204001

 A new school year starts

Do I have what it will take?

I guess I'll find out

017471197001

 Maximum slowness

You think that you reached it, then?

She finds a new gear

017471196002

 On screen nakedness?

Elephant's eye high corn stalks?

It's Oklahoma!

017471196001

 It is sad to see

Yet, there is joy there also

She's a child again

018471189001

 If it can't be said

In seventeen syllables

It doesn't need saying

017471186002

 high-ranked official

in an alcatraz porno?

don't tell mike johnson

017471186001

 high-ranked official

in an alcatraz porno?

not unplausible

017471180001

 If you think you're done

With the work that needs doing

You're probably not

017471179001

 If you want power

However you can get it

God's name is your tool

017471172001

 Cry like an eagle,

Be you bald or otherwise,

Into the future

017471171001

 Fighting bitterness

When disappointment arrives?

Hope hides in sadness

017471139001

 In less than four weeks

I will be at Fenway Park

One day Red Sox fan

017471133001

 Based on their record

The Dyanmo football club

Is a haiku

017471130001

 A beefy toilet

That I'm unable to clog

I want to sit there

017471127001

 To all of those who

Gave their lives to protect us

Gratitude to you

017471120001

 Does my piety

Exempt me from being a

Humaner human?

017471112001

 Cinch your mawashi

Thrusting? Pulling? Have a plan

It is sumo time.

017471111001

 Nearing completion

Finish line can find its way

Continue walking

017471105001

 A majority

Can be simply simple and

Completely complex

017471104001

 Genderfication

Bathroom lines are being drawn

Take aim, urinate